THE ALBANY CLUB QUIZ

Hedgehog's Blog No.5
20 Feb 2007

It was a pleasant surprise to see quite a few new faces at the last quiz – 7 teams!
Quite a few of those were younger than our usual crowd as well.
Satans’ Bitches won the cash pot for the 3rd time in 4 quizzes, well done to them !

Those of you that live in Earlsdon will be aware of how acute parking is in the area.
A recent study has shown that most of these problems are caused by F*****G IDIOTS…..
Some drivers manage to take up 3 spaces with only 1 car ….B*****DS !
Others park right up to the corner of a junction so you can’t pull out without
sticking your nose into the oncoming traffic…W****RS !
Then there’s those that think it’s Ok to park their F******g  4x4’s or vans
half on the pavement, blocking pedestrians, and causing f******g mayhem
halfway down the High St. ..T****RS !
Seriously though, the cause of the problem is simple. Most houses in Earlsdon
are about 14 ft. wide. Unfortunately, the cars owned by the households,
often 2 or 3, add up to 30ft.
The solution? Simple. Just park wherever you feel like, every other f****r seems to.

Overheard in a local pub (names have been changed to hide identity) …  

Crossman : Whelan, you look like a second hand car salesman.
Whelan : Crossman, you look like a Big Fat C***t !
Crossman : At least I know what I am!
Whelan : Yeh. A Big Fat C***t!!!
It’s good to see Chaucerian humour is alive in Earlsdon…..

Onto the question……

What sort of car do I drive?
1 - I don’t , I walk or get the bus everywhere
2 - A 1968 MORRIS MINOR Reg. No. POP 388G
3 - A  15 yr. old BMW with blacked out windows and a pumping sound system

Send your answers by email here or on a postcard to:

Hedgehog's OnLineQuiz No 5,
c/o Entertainments,
The Albany Club,
10 Earlsdon St.
Coventry CV5 6EG

to arrive Monday morning 5th March latest

Anyway, that’s enough from me …… hopefully see you
at the next quiz on Monday 5th March

Steve 19/01/07

P.S. Don't forget to visit the Two Giraffes web site
www.twogiraffes.co.uk
where you can download the new single "Silvery Trees" from iTunes.
The track playing now which also appears on this limited edition EP
is the instrumental version of "Fly"
from the album "Twelve Songs"


photo by David Bamber, artwork by MisterBridger

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